Welcome to Inside The Writer’s Studio: Where the weirdest questions are asked.
But before I fall to my death, mainly due to embarrassment, I might as well play along. But I’m changing the Questions. I hope you don’t mind, Ampara Ortiz
Favorite color: Teal
Favorite action scene in a movie: Pretty much All of Die Hard 1
Favorite breakfast cereal: Capt’n Crunch with crunch berries
Favorite toy as a kid: My little Pony
Favorite 80’s group: Duran Duran
Favorite 90’s group: Nirvana, Fugees
Craziest dream you can remember: Making out with BFF. Awkward as hell
Biggest fear/phobia: Zombies
Left-handed or right-handed: Right-handed
What’s odd about you: Being myself
What’s cool about you: I’m an excellent listener
Red pill or blue pill: Red pill. I’m just too curious
Cats or dogs: Cats. less maintenance
What do you envy about boys: They can scratch themselves in public and not get dirty looks.
What do you envy about girls: They can wear thongs and not get dirty looks.
What your favorite sound: Babies laughing
Least favorite sound: Babies crying
Dream car: James Bond’s car
Dream vacation: A week in an Irish cottage
What are you reading now: The Graveyard by Neil Gaiman
Favorite mythical creature/ monster: Medusa, because I look better by comparison.
What turns you on: Handwritten love letters
What turns you off: Stupidity…and drunk texting
Favorite curse word: Rhymes with “Woosh Tag”
Favorite word: Soliloquy. It just rolls off the tongue
Least favorite word: Impossible, because it’s a lie.
Best invention in history: Spell-check
Dream occupation: International spy
If you could go back in time and tell the 10 year-old you one thing, what would it be?: Invest in Google.