This post is for fellow Apocalypsies who have a book coming out in the near future. It’s a strange feeling having a book debut with other fabulous authors. It’s like high school—the class of 2012. Fortunately, I feel a lot cooler than I did in high school.
However, these are a few things you should probably NOT do while in the store.
· Break dance in the middle of the aisle.
· Try to bribe the manager to place your book in a shrine in front of the store.